May 2013
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things i hate:
when guys use “baby girl” as an ~ironic term of endearment
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Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with...
– Sylvia Plath (via wintersoldier)
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slowevenings:
michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement...
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I didn’t watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes it was too painful. I...
– Pam Beesly (via notabadday)
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Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
Me: Pass the Bechdel test.
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the millennial problem:
gyzym:
two millennials are barreling towards adulthood at 95 miles per hour. one of them has been coated with the most extravagant paint money can buy, but their steering apparatus is locked up until that coat’s paid off; the other’s breaks have been ripped out mid-trip, the thief yelling, “what, did you think you were entitled to these?” over their shoulder. half the tracks have been torn away...
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NBC passed on "Mulaney Project."
huffposttv:
No sitcom for John Mulaney.
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still waiting patiently for late 90s/early 00s disney channel original movies to be added to netflix instant
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m-ve:
my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities and being full of regret
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bon-bon:
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
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It is important you don’t turn it into a fanfest. We can’t make this all about...
– Moffat on not having any Classic Who Doctors on the 50th anniversary special. (X)
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April 2013
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pkmnx:
the fact that i still havent seen a huge billboard with the eyes of TJ Eckleburg on it is such a loss for the great gatsby marketing team
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The question 'Who should run for president in...
Amy Poehler: Prince.
Brad Hall: That’s a great answer.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: And Sly and the Family Stone.
Hall: The Family Stone would be the VP.
Louis-Dreyfus: That would be good.
New York magazine: The Family Stone would be the cabinet, Sly would be the VP.
Poehler: You know, with Prince and Sly and the Family Stone, wouldn't we get more done around here?
Hall: Man. That is a funky field right there.
Louis-Dreyfus: You would definitely get funky with it. That’s for sure.
Poehler: Whoever runs, that should be their motto. Whoever runs, it should be, "Let’s get funky with it."
Louis-Dreyfus: Oh my God. Wouldn't that be so good?
Poehler: That would be so good no matter who it is.
Louis-Dreyfus: You would give all your life savings to that campaign.
Poehler: If a candidate was like, “Come on guys: Let’s get funky with it.”
New York magazine: Maybe you should do it.
Louis-Dreyfus: All right, should those two candidates decide to run, Amy and I are going to run their campaign, or we’ll be a part of the branding of the campaign.
Poehler: We’ll be like Peaches and uh...
Louis-Dreyfus: Diamond and Pearl.
Hall: Peaches and Herb. Oh no, sorry.
Poehler: Peaches and Cream! The dancers that used to perform with Prince.
Louis-Dreyfus: That’s right. [Ed. note: It was Diamond and Pearl.]
Poehler: Prince always has some beautiful, like, 16-year-old dancers.
Louis-Dreyfus: We’re not 16, but we could totally dance with him, you know, while he campaigns.
Poehler: Well, it’s going to be a different kind of dancing. It has to be serious dancing. Because it’s a political campaign.
Louis-Dreyfus: There are issues and we feel strongly about the issues. So it will be a serious kind of dance.
Poehler: Once again, I know Prince reads your magazine. I know he reads these little interviews. Julia and I are ready to dance behind him when he runs for president in 2016.
Louis-Dreyfus: Please take this seriously.
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THE OFFICIAL SPACE JAM WEBSITE HASN'T CHANGED... →
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I don't want to have to compromise my morals in...
actuallygrimes:
i dont want my words to be taken out of context
i dont want to be infantilized because i refuse to be sexualized
i dont want to be molested at shows or on the street by people who perceive me as an object that exists for their personal satisfaction
i dont want to live in a world where im gonna have to start employing body guards because this kind of behavior is so commonplace...
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osamah:
nothing screws up your friday like realizing it’s only wednesday